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himbofisher

got crushed under an avalanche of bills and now i’m overdrawn by $100. i don’t get paid until next week. even if i can’t make that up and have to eat the overdraft charges, i’d really appreciate having some money on hand for gas and food.

p*ypal

v*nmo

c*sh

coredesignixandnekonee

huffy-the-bicycle-slayer

The use of difficulty ratings (easy/medium/hard) rather than levels of firmness (soft/firm/hard) to describe egg yolk viscosity implies the existence of higher difficulties such as "eggs over-legendary" and perhaps even "eggs over-nightmare"

amygdalae

bajamothblast

Thank you baulders gate 3 for letting us make the men just as slutty

the-haiku-bot

Thank you baulders gate

3 for letting us make the

men just as slutty

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

quetzalpapalotl

avidcollectorofdust

To YOU it’s bad writing. To ME it’s a very nuanced piece of work that explores subtle intricacies without outright saying it. And also it’s bad writing

quetzalpapalotl

ihatebrainstorm

[Recordabot Casettecon Things]

(Can't come up with a caption rn, sorry)

rockboci

escuerzoresucitado

hello 🐙

bogleech

This is not anthropomorphization but genuinely something theyre known to do. I've heard divers say octopuses and cuttlefish get fascinated by hand gestures and will sometimes respond to them like. We probably do look like we have little cephalopods on the ends of our arms, to them. Like we're always putting on a puppet show.